I’ve been laughing my ass off to the point of tears for two days straight now and it’s starting to worry my workmates but i can’t tell them it’s because i keep thinking of the pic of jackman!valjean going DING DONG YOU’RE WRONG
do you know what this is? this is a CHEESE SLICER.
AND WE DON’T GET WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD DON’T WANT TO USE OUR BRILLIANT INVENTION
WE HATE THE FACT THAT OTHER COUNTRIES CUT CHEESE WITH A KNIFE, POOR PEOPLE, YOU MUST BE STRUGGLING SO MUCH NO WONDER THERE’S STILL WARS TO BE FAUGHT
WHAT IF YOU CUT TOO MUCH AND THE SLICE IS TOO THICK?? OR TOO THIN AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH??
THE PROBLEMS WOULD’VE BEEN SOLVED WITH A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER COME ON PEOPLE
We moved out on the farm this sunday, it’s cozy and lovely but there is currently no internet so i only have time to download fanfictions and skim three pages of tumblr in my work breaks. See you broskis whenever.
I REALLY MISS APPLE JUICE LIKE YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE
shit fuck i want some too now
go get some of that amber ambrosia and enjoy it for me you hear
the list of shit I can eat without getting heat burns is getting ridiculously small
- boiled fish
- vanilla icecream
sometimes my computer loads things incorrectly
It was a dirty job, but Bjarni Mikkelsen, a marine biologist at the National Museum of the Faroe Islands, had to do it.
After two whales died this week near the Faroe Islands, the government wanted to use one of the skeletons in the National Museum. So Mikkelsen began the first step of cutting the animal’s gut open. But little did he expect that it would explode in his face.
“The animal was more than two days old when we took it so we knew there would be some pressure on the inside, but nothing like what happened,” he told the Daily Mail…